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[28 Mar 2005|12:53am] |
Easter is quite a useless holiday.
Unless you are super religious. Which I am not.
Anyway, I spent it with my over achieving brothers and sister. And of course my sisters fat-ass son.
He walks into my living room and just sticks a DVD in, without asking if he could. I was like "Excuse me." He turned and looked at me, and said in that cocky tone he uses when his mother isn't around. "Were you watching TV?" I glared. "Yes." He shrugged and kept going.
I sat there, flabbergasted that the little brat would do that. It turned out to be Ghostbusters. I hadn't seen the movie so I decided to watch it.
Imgine my surprise when Sigourney Weaver's name pops up on the screen. I was like, "Siggy was in this movie?" PJ, the Fatt-ass looks at me. "You act like you know Sigourney Weaver" I looked at him and said in the cockiest tone I could muster. "As a matter of fact, I do." Then he told me I was lying and asked how I could have lived without seeing Ghostbusters. I replied with "I have better things to do than sit around and watch movies and tv all day." He looked at me and told me to fuck myself. I was about to reply when his mother came in and looked at us. I glared at her and she was like "How's my angel?" I looked at PJ and rolled my eyes.
"You mean brat?" She glared at me and walked out of the room. What the hell?
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[11 Mar 2005|03:39pm] |
Oh My God. I’m ALIVE!
Sorry filming schedule has been absolutly crazy. I didn’t know it had been 7 weeks.
Finally my mother is out of my house!
Yeah. And Siggy’s coming over a little later so I need to bust out the candles.
I didn’t die; I know that makes some people sad. Some people did die though –shifty eyes to J.-
I need more friends.
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[18 Jan 2005|04:15pm] |
An update to my last entry.
Siggy walked me to my door and she tried to do that whole 'can I come up?' on the first date thing. I was so shoked!
EDIT!
I said yes.
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[15 Jan 2005|06:00pm] |
So, yesterday I had a knock on my door. I had completely forgotten Siggy was coming over. So imgine my surprise when I opened the door and she was standing there, with her expensive purse, I’m an idiot. After my mom practically molested her for a half hour I remembered that she said she had never been to a Wal*Mart.
I said, “Well that will not do.”
She said, “What are you babbling about now, momma’s boy?”
I glared at the ‘momma’s boy’ comment. “You’ve never been to a Wal*Mart?”
She looked at me, grinning a bit. “Nope.”
“Well let’s go, I want to get that new Fifth Element DVD.” So we went, and oh my god did Siggy freak when she saw some prices on things that she had spent a ton of more money on. Of course she probably will never go there again.
Next time we’re going to Target.
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| OH MY GOD! |
[07 Jan 2005|04:27pm] |
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I was watching Medium last night, since ER wasn't on. And I saw the previews for the new ER. IF THEY KILL ABBY OFF, I AM VOWING RIGHT NOW THAT I WILL NEVER WATCH THAT SHOW EVER AGAIN, NOT EVEN ON TNT! EVVVER!
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| Grr. |
[04 Jan 2005|04:58pm] |
Again, LJ still hates me, it refuses to log me in, and keep me logged in. But that's ok.
But in other news, guess what? I was talking to Julianna Margulies and she said she thought I was adorable. [BEAT THAT BECK! Just playing, you know we are buds] Well that just about made my day.
I found her livejournal a few days back and asked her to marry me in a comment. She declined, isn’t that rude? But now she’s all, “well maybe, I don’t know.” [Not bitching!]
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| Finally! |
[02 Jan 2005|11:20pm] |
I am finally able to update my journal! For the past two days, I haven’t been able to stay logged into lj. Which was really pissing me off, because I needed to comment, with my sexy picture. But it wouldn’t let me. LJ’s finally letting me stay logged in. But for how long?
Nothing much going on, I talked to Siggy last night, she’s going to stop by next week while she’s in town. How cool is that? The only problem? My mom! I have to get my mother out of the house, or well lets not go there.
Other than that my days are uneventful. I do however had a higher hatred for people. Why? BECAUSE THEY SUCK!
Side note: Good job Tommy Maddox! He led the Steelers to yet another victory. Without Bettis, Staley was playing, which helped. But even the announcer guys were like, “that just shows you what kind of a team Pittsburgh is.”
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| Poor people. |
[31 Dec 2004|12:54am] |
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I feel ever so sorry for those unfortunate people who manage to make it onto my buddy list. Because then, if I see you on, I feel theurge to talk to you. I instant messaged Kirstin Dunst today, not that I’m name-dropping or anything. Ha. But I did, and I guess I am. So pfft.
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[30 Dec 2004|04:44pm] |
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Anyone ever seen "Hey Arnold!" on Nick? Where Arnold's grandmother puts on the African Safari hat and runs around the kitchen with a fly swatter, calling herself some weird name and trying to kill flies?
Well that's what I came home to after going out this morning. My mother running around the house chasing a fly.
The fly, I figured out later, got in the house because Taz tried to bring a tree branch in his little doggie door thing, and the flap never closed.
Why?
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| Pfft. |
[28 Dec 2004|01:02pm] |
My mom is moving in tonight. And to be honest, I still can’t figure out why. She has a condo in Florida, and a nice apartment in New York, why must she come to LA with me?
I think I want to move. LA isn’t really me. But I do like to run on the beach. Florida has beaches? Oh who am I kidding, I couldn’t move if I tried. Alex came over today, asked if I could watch his dog and cat. I said, “Sure I am going to baby-sit my mom for a while, why not your pets too.” He got a kick out of that.
Yes, she is moving in, but she still has her place in NY. She’s not bringing that supid bird of hers though. Why couldn’t she go live with Mike?
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| And the stockings were hung by the chimeny with care ... |
[27 Dec 2004|04:31pm] |
Went to mom's house. Of course I got there three days earlier than my brothers or sister. But that's because they live in the same city, and I have to fly and stuff. My mom got me the first three seasons of Will & Grace on DVD. I jumped around for three minutes after that. My sister got me a BatMan tie.
I added people to my little AIM buddy list today. So far the only person I have even ‘talked’ to was Siggy. But that’s because she’s polite and didn’t want to tell me to buzz off. She’s been busy with that new movie of hers.
Do I seem like the kind of person who likes … Maroon 5?
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| Petsmart. |
[21 Dec 2004|12:42pm] |
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I took Taz to Petsmart today. He kept trying to pee on this cat scratcher thing. It was pretty funny. He's so weird. I bought him some balls. And a few other toys. I wanted to buy a hamster, but I don't have the time to clean a cage. It's so much easier to just let them out to pee. If I let a hamster out, Taz would probably eat it.
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| Nag Nag Nag. |
[21 Dec 2004|02:03am] |
Hmm, I've had this little journal for quite a few months. I know what you are saying, "Now you get around to actually posting SOMETHING on the Welcome Wagon." It's not really my fault. My trainer has me working for the new movie. And memorizing lines is not exactly easy for someone with such a short ... What am I doing again? Ha, just trying to be funny.
Don't tell Jackson, but I ate some cookie dough. Only about 29102983109283019283 calories worth though.
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| Long time! |
[20 Dec 2004|12:44am] |
Wow, I haven't updated in a very long time, and I am sorry for that, not that anyone reads my journal. No one knows about me. But I do have some big news! I am going to be Dracula, isn't that great? I love BatMan and I love Dracula, and I'm goning to play him in a movie. I hope I don't die. It's called The Way Of The Vampire. When it comes out, you people should go watch. It's looking pretty good. The lines are fun. Hmm, that's about it. I'm also doing another movie, but I can't remember what it's called.
Christmas is almost here! I hope my mom gets me all the things I wanted. I got her a new condo in Florida. Next to that woman from Seinfeld who played George's mom. So my mom should have nice company.
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| Christmas List (so far) |
[31 Oct 2004|02:15pm] |
This is my christmas list so far, I hope my mom gets me most of it. '-.-'
DVDs:
Invader ZIM - Progressive Stupidity (Vol. 2)
Invader ZIM - Horrible Holiday Cheer (Vol. 3)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Volume One
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Volume Two
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Volume Three
Batman - The Animated Series, Volume One
Batman - The Animated Series, Volume Two
Sealab 2021 - Season 1
Sealab 2021 - Season 2
Family Guy, Vol. 1 (Seasons 1 & 2)
Family Guy, Vol. 2 (Season 3)
South Park - The Complete Third Season
South Park - The Complete Fourth Season
South Park - The Passion of the Jew
Batman Beyond - The Movie
Batman & Robin
Fight Club
Larry The Cable Guy - Git-R-Done
Ellen DeGeneres - The Beginning
Ellen DeGeneres - Here and Now
CDs:
Tater Salad -- Ron White
Lord I Apologize -- Larry the Cable Guy
Here's Your Sign -- Bill Engvall
Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography -- Bill Engvall
Have Your Loved Ones Spayed Or Neutered -- Jeff Foxworthy
You Might Be a Redneck If... -- Jeff Foxworthy
Games Rednecks Play -- Jeff Foxworthy
Taste This -- Ellen Degeneres
More to come.
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[31 Oct 2004|02:12pm] |
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wow, it's been quite a while. sorry about that. i had forgotten my password and i just got the chance to sift through all of my emails to find the stupid thing. stil havent gotten the avenged sevenfold cd, but i think i am just going to put it on my christmas list. well i gotta go to my moms house to help her dig holes to put new trees in.
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[30 Aug 2004|07:13pm] |
last ngiht i was in wal*mart. and some girls were watching me look at the cds. i was kind of irritated, they reminded me of those little taco bell dogs. and i kept feeling like they were going to hump my leg.
i was looking for the new avenged sevefold cd, they didn't have it. stupid wal*mart. so i went to target, and i guess it isn't out yet. so i guess i am going to have to wait till next week. which i am kind of irritated about, but i guess i will live.
i was searching the web to make sure there are no bad things about me, and it's weird what comes up when you do a google image search for me. some old guys and stuff. well grr i gotta go clean the house before my mom comes over.
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| Celebrity talk ... |
[19 Aug 2004|09:44pm] |
I was talking to Siggy today ( that's Sigourney Weaver!! if you didn't know ) anyway, I felt poor for her. She is sore, and in so much pain. Her trainer makes her nuts. I bet he would make me nuts too. It's weird, I really don't do much, just lift weights every other day, and crunches and push ups. Those sort of things. I have some pictures of me. So check them out:
http://www.freewebs.com/lostt/plpics.htm
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| Friend! |
[15 Aug 2004|02:47pm] |
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It looks like I have a friend! The incredible Sigourney Ann Weaver!! ::sticks tongue out:: SHES MY FIREND NOT YOURS~ NA NA NA BOO BOO STICK YOUR HEAR IN POO POO! oh ... my am I immature today, ha, well ... leave me alone, im only 24 ::nods:: OH SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
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